You're Welcome

I relinquish any sense of pride or shame for your amusement. I am a monkey. I mean between the neck pillow and the eye shade my face is scrunched somewhere between an allergic reaction to peanuts and that scene in A Christmas Story.

Once, while trying to teach me how to ski, Courtney told me that "there's no such thing as bad weather, just bad gear." Well we all know that's crap. Nevertheless, I think I may be ready to coin the phrase "there's no such thing as bad bedding, just bad humor." Of course I've never had bed bugs, so perhaps the declaration is a tad naïve.

xoxo Jessie